History of the world

In the beginning there was Google, but nothing to search for.

So God created the earth, and the planets, and day and night, and a myriad of other things, and on the seventh day he created the most cantankerous, opinionated, argumentative thing that he could, and that was Man, who would disagree on everything from Autocracy to Xenophobia.

Then Google found 20 definitions for everything, and now we have to teach our students not to accept anything that they find, but to do proper research and see that all facts are verified from reliable alternate sources.

(so Man built wikipedia?)